Anonymous asked: ok n o i think ur lyin ur not actual grapfruit u fuckin liar

Answer:

sorri

i am really

pomegranate

#anonymous 

Anonymous asked: r u grapfruit ???>??./???

Answer:

ye s

#anonymous 

Anonymous asked: My life makes sense now.

Answer:

can i put my seed in ur bird

#anonymous 

Anonymous asked: Why do birds, suddenly appear, everytime, you are near?

Answer:

because im bird seed

#anonymous 

Anonymous asked: TMI question, huh? If you had to chose to have either anal AND oral --or only vaginal sex for the rest of your life, which one would you chose?

Answer:

i think only vaginal for the rest of my life

yeah

#anonymous 

Anonymous asked: jurassy

Answer:

jurassic arse

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: jurASSic park your bike in my ass

Answer:

u sure know how 2 turn me 0n

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: Your voice is beautiful. That is all.

Answer:

om G nooo it isnt at all but thank u

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: Okay, and if I get the angle wrong and bounce off, you can go after me. Sound good?

Answer:

yeS YES

ThiS PLAN CANNOT FAIL

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: What I'm gathering from your last answer is that you want me to employ a sneak attack where I just drop from the sky like Spiderman. It just might be crazy enough to work!

Answer:

yES

AND HE LIKES SPIDERMAN DOESNT HE

HE WENT TO THE PREMIERE

HahHAHAHAHAHjah THIS PLAN IS PERFECT

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: It's okay, with counselling I'll be able to pull through. I just can't help but think. What if. WHAT IF.

Answer:

maybe someday

that dream will continue

maybe

maybe

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: On the subject of dreams and Cumberbatch I once had this dream where I met him and he was like 'Hey baby' so I was trying to find somewhere where we could ~be private~ but every single room had someone in it and in the end I was like 'Look do you mind?' and the person was just sitting there like 'Nope, I don't mind' and I was just way too awkward to say NO WHAT I MEAN IS GO AWAY SO I CAN DO THIS GUY YOU HAVE NO IDEA and then Cumberbatch was like 'I have to go now, sorry' and then I woke up.

Answer:

im so

so sorry

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: bye my dear, I unfollow you <3

Answer:

o

k

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: omG yur sooo annyoing!!!1one!

Answer:

that hurts

in my hEART

</3</3

#Anonymous 

Anonymous asked: it actually like
really upsets me
that anybody would call you ugly
because you're not
at all
and you're totally fucking great
all of the time
yeah ok bye

Answer:

BABE THanK U

i lo VE Y Ou

#Anonymous